...and I quote...

"Lavender, you get on my head." -Hater

"Noodles...don't noodles." -Master Oogway

"Sick dog dump shiz!" -Jessica B.

"I should've been a dog." -Laura S.

"I'm making sushi tonight. I just have to stop at Petco real fast on the way home." -Gage B.

"I feel like I've heard this story before...you eating too much." -Derek C.

"Is this real life?" -David

"Some people say my head is too big for my body. And I say...compared to what??"
-Marcell the Shell

"I'm Facebook stalking myself!" -Laura

"My hair is hideous..(point)...oh. Never mind." -Kathryn

"...in the less gay as possible." -J and L

"Did you just say Moses' name in vain?" -David E.

"Ya...cause you numbed my nuts with a volleyball!" -Dallin W.

"We're either long lost brothers, or soul mates." -Dallin W.

"BLT stands for something??" -Kelsey M.

"Hi lollipoop. Haha...two o's instead of one. That's a good one." -Carissa S.

"I took collegiate yoga....Oh. I guess our yoga session is over." -Jake B.

"Did you know I'm officially brown?" -Elder Huber

"I found some sweet African music and every time I listen to it I just want to pass out with happiness." -Dallin W.

"Music is the best thing ever." -Jessica J.

"I think you're narcoleptic." -Jessica B.

"I've had worse accidents than that!...One time I fell on my face in the road." -Austin B.

"I just want to pick you up and carry you around with me!" -Jaron D.

"You better stop before I get sex hair." -Dallin W.


Don't worry, there will be more hilarious quotes coming. These were just a few of the top of my head ;)